Hello there darling
Is there anything that you do need
For let me introduce myself
I’m known as the Pander
Go ahead and conjure up
Your most ecstatic dream
If it’s on this earth it’s here
Right at my finger tips
Do you want a color TV or a black limousine?
How about a visit to the country,
Courtesy of the life machine?
Do you want some pills or some dust,
Or someone to share some lust,
A hit TV show or a song to climb the charts?
Well I’m the one who brought Harlequins to the screen
When it comes to selling baby, I am supreme
I’ll take a fallen hero, put him back on his feet
Give me Quaker Oats and I’ll give you the voguest meal
I’ve nothing but the best to excite or to rest
What do you fancy, delicious or nasty?
Where do you want to go?
Who do you want to be?
Comfortable fantasia awaits your request
A gift from the Pander
A sampling of his exotic cuisine